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10 Creepy School Supplies You Don’t Want Your Kids to Have (“Back to School” Edition)

by Kate

No matter how much we want to protect them, our kids are surrounded by violence and cruelty these days. This post showcases some bizarre and creepy school supplies you don’t want your kids to have.

So unlike most of our collections, this “Back to School” edition is about what NOT to buy! Stay away from these!

1. Doll Eye’s Pencil Sharpener

First, it is just cruel and secondly it might scare your kid away from using a pencil:

Doll Eye's Pencil Sharpener

2. Animated Girl / Boy Pen Holder

It may seem funny but if I were a teacher I would surely ban those (see this video as well to watch that bizarre thing in action!):

Animated Girl / Boy Pen Holder

3. A Cigarette Pen

I am sure with the pen like this, hiding a real cigarette is even easier. Besides, it actually promotes smoking. doesn’t it?

A Cigarette Pen

4. “Sexy” Girl Pencil Sharpener

Ok, there’s nothing really sexy about it; instead it is just stupid and embarrassing:

"Sexy" Girl Pencil Sharpener

5. Butt Staion as Desk Organizer

A man sitting on the toilet serves as the classroom supplies organizer: it may be funny but it’s definitely adult humor:

Butt Staion as Classroom Supplies Organizer

6. Dead Fred Pen Holder

Doesn’t it sound too violent: Each time you place your pen in the holder, you stab the man through the heart.

Dead Fred Pen Holder

7. Murder Ink Sticky Notepad & Penholder

Murdering again? Don’t get me started!

Murder Ink Sticky Notepad & Penholder

8. Doll’s Head Pen Holder

Like the very first gadget we mentined, this one is just too cruel and creepy:

Doll's Head Pen Holder

9. @ss Pen Holder

Now, this is just too embarrassing!

@ss Pen Holder

10. Vomit Station Notepad & Penholder

I guess this one is from the same manufacture as #5 – not cool as well:

Vomit Station Notepad & Penholder

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Smith August 11, 2010 - 4:54 pm

not one of those products is meant for children.. and most of them you would only find in an adult novelty shop.. fabricate outrage much?

ruby August 11, 2010 - 6:18 pm

hahaha I can’t believe someone actually designed these..

Nabeel Ahmad August 11, 2010 - 6:36 pm

Some of these are really funny, in their own sick way lol

hina August 11, 2010 - 7:33 pm

hahahahahahahah it’s funny and sick

Kenneth McFarlane August 15, 2010 - 3:15 pm

Whoa, you’re right!

And while you’re at it, here are a few beverages some awful people are making that you should not send to school with your children:
1.Vodka: Made from potatoes. Are we supposed to think that makes it good for kids?
2.Rum: Made from sugar cane! How are our impressionable children to resist?
3. Beer: Some of them have cartoon characters on the label, the fiends!

eyevee August 16, 2010 - 9:20 pm

I want the Doll’s Eye sharpener! 😀

Josch August 18, 2010 - 8:41 pm

Designs are cool, but seriously… are you high?

Suthnautr August 19, 2010 - 1:15 pm

Hilarious stuff – someone should make a collectors item kit of the stuff, package it all and sell it as an archive boxed set.

Tobias Fox August 19, 2010 - 1:29 pm

LOOL Very nice pice.

Mark August 19, 2010 - 2:17 pm

Those are funny as hell!

If you’re so offended why write an article about them? Oh right… attention. Got it. 🙂

Kate August 19, 2010 - 6:22 pm

@Smith, @Kenneth, fair enough but most kids see and can buy those online. They are being advertised throughout hunddreds of gadget and geek blogs kids love!

@Mark because it is actually funny?

Pencil Sharpener December 13, 2010 - 6:31 pm

These are awesome! Naturally, I wouldn’t want my kids to take these to school, but I’d certainly like some of these unique takes on office supplies.


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