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Funny Signs

by Anastasia on September 10, 2009 · 50 comments

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Dave September 12, 2009 at 5:45 pm

“Sleeping Policemen” are bumps in the road to slow down traffic, and the sign with the bloke crouching ON the toilet is because in some countries they use a hole in the ground that they would crouch over and may be unfamiliar with the western toilet. Some of these are only funny because of ignorance.

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Terocon101 September 12, 2009 at 7:11 pm

I wasted one minute of my life reading this thread and writing this comment.

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meow October 18, 2011 at 4:27 am

HA

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Texas Takeover September 12, 2009 at 9:30 pm

I lol’d

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Brad September 13, 2009 at 5:07 am

Lol! Very funny signs its amazing what people put up to explain things people don’t get.

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Bill September 13, 2009 at 1:35 pm

Dave,

That particular country according to the script is Thailand.

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Solace September 14, 2009 at 3:40 pm

Bob’s Grill should be renamed as Jesus’ Grill…

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Jeremy September 14, 2009 at 3:50 pm

i was lmaoing and boo hoo for whoever thinks ppl laugh out of ignorance. im sure people like me take foreign affairs into consideration but overrule them for a good laugh. lighten up :P

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Jasper September 14, 2009 at 4:58 pm

The term ‘Sleeping policemen’ in England is another name for speed humps. Still amusing though.

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Frankl September 14, 2009 at 6:36 pm

A lot of good jokes only work thanks to ignorance, so it isn’t necessarily a bad thing…

… but half of these signs aren’t even remotely funny, and the other half isn’t great…

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Borellus co September 14, 2009 at 6:40 pm

Thank you for sharing this with us, those pictures are absolutely hilarious. :)

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Sarah September 14, 2009 at 9:45 pm

some were funny bt others were pretty lame

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Rajj September 14, 2009 at 10:57 pm

the best place in town to take a leak, just weird one….

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Skip September 14, 2009 at 11:02 pm

I’m with Jeremy. I’m not ignorant. These signs are funny because everyone is different. When tourists come to the States I’m sure they laugh at our signs. Take it easy already!

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Chris September 14, 2009 at 11:50 pm

Mistranslation of “No Loitering” on one of the signs. “No tirar basura” means “No throwing trash.”

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glittleman January 25, 2011 at 7:26 pm

mistranslation of “no tirar basura” to “no loitering”. they meant to say “no littering”

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manda September 14, 2009 at 11:59 pm

Haha! I love the one from North Vancouver, and the Rick Santorum one.

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Arvind Thatikonda September 15, 2009 at 4:00 am

Lol…great pics…had a good laugh :)
Funniest one – Attention Dogs – Grrr,Bark,Woof – Good Dogs lol

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murmur September 15, 2009 at 10:39 am

Dear Dave,

you had to be “that guy” didn’t you?.. Tisk, tisk.

sincerely,
not “that guy”

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Nick September 15, 2009 at 11:09 am

These would be funnier if they weren’t mostly photoshopped.

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Bill Goode September 15, 2009 at 12:44 pm

The Rick Santorum one made my day.

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plumber plymouth September 15, 2009 at 2:25 pm

lol I just have to get the toilet one for my website. Great job!

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Gbg September 15, 2009 at 3:21 pm

The sleeping policeman-sign was in Gothenburg, Sweden. And the 10 other signs in the background makes it look like some artistic thing.

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Better Dave September 16, 2009 at 2:20 am

Haha that was a nice page for a good laugh at little to no effort to me, so I’ll be the better of the Daves and say ‘Nice Post’

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robb September 16, 2009 at 4:01 am

LOL attention dogs ?
if dogs can read, they’ll freakin’ remove that sign.

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Ashok kumar September 16, 2009 at 5:20 am

Beautyful way of approach.
Especially “attention of dog guardians and dogs”
“no hooking anytime”

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premium finance September 16, 2009 at 9:54 pm

Fabulous collection of funny signs!

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Brian Champness September 17, 2009 at 3:40 pm

But, what is ‘hooking’?

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edgar October 1, 2009 at 6:43 pm

a good pictures , ja ja ja i liked !!

dogs : grrrr bark woof good dog.

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arslion October 2, 2009 at 2:41 pm

awesome man !!

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Jeremy October 11, 2009 at 2:58 pm

the “High pedestrian Area 40 zone” one is probably in kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. 40km/h is about 25mph which is much more reasonable for a high pedestrian zone.

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Vic October 12, 2009 at 4:31 am

Some are funny and some are not.

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Jim Anderson October 19, 2009 at 1:30 am

Yo Dave…it’s not a “crouching” toilet, it’s a “Squat” toilet. Oh, and Bill…”Squat” toilets are NOT restricted to Thailand. Squat toilets are present all over Asia and Southeast Asia. Leave your so-called “EXPERTISE” to people who actually live here!

-Jeeem-

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glittleman January 25, 2011 at 7:27 pm

and many places in Europe

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Jim Anderson October 19, 2009 at 1:33 am

Jesus…where are you people from? Brian, “hooking” is a prostitute scoping for a “John” or a customer! …jeez.

-Jeeem-

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Jasmine November 15, 2009 at 5:08 am

@Dave

Knowledge is power but ignorance is bliss

so

Come off it and have some fun will ya

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Glem November 22, 2009 at 11:28 am

Dave,
Ignorance has nothing to do with how funny these are (except perhaps your own). The fact that many of them are in effect double entendres makes them funny!!

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alexisnotfunny December 1, 2009 at 9:48 am

@Dave
we don’t want to see how smart you think you are.
you might be a nice person in real life, but on the internet, you are a c*nt.

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Jack December 6, 2009 at 11:55 pm

i could not imagine peolpe actually need signs to advise them of half the stupid craap there consious should teell them not to do

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Jack Coveney December 16, 2009 at 1:52 pm

Here’s some other great funny signs:

http://www.whatpoll.com/stupid-warnings

Enjoy :)

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Kate December 20, 2009 at 11:08 am

funny pics

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Itsashirt T shirts January 13, 2010 at 8:33 am

Signs can be so confusing

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Spelling Nazi February 7, 2010 at 9:40 pm

The Rick Santorum sign they put “Neds” instead of “needs.”

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anonymous March 17, 2010 at 4:45 pm

sleeping policemen are speed bumps….
anyway, great post

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Wiki December 8, 2010 at 10:37 am

What I say, these are WTF sign or accidental signs :-)

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judgergal May 11, 2011 at 1:17 pm

on NO HOOKING ANY TIME was the things on the ground that looked like socks CONDOMS?

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