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45 Responses to “Funny Signs”

  1. “Sleeping Policemen” are bumps in the road to slow down traffic, and the sign with the bloke crouching ON the toilet is because in some countries they use a hole in the ground that they would crouch over and may be unfamiliar with the western toilet. Some of these are only funny because of ignorance.

    Posted by Dave | September 12, 2009, 5:45 pm
  2. I wasted one minute of my life reading this thread and writing this comment.

    Posted by Terocon101 | September 12, 2009, 7:11 pm
  3. Lol! Very funny signs its amazing what people put up to explain things people don’t get.

    Posted by Brad | September 13, 2009, 5:07 am
  4. Dave,

    That particular country according to the script is Thailand.

    Posted by Bill | September 13, 2009, 1:35 pm
  5. Bob’s Grill should be renamed as Jesus’ Grill…

    Posted by Solace | September 14, 2009, 3:40 pm
  6. i was lmaoing and boo hoo for whoever thinks ppl laugh out of ignorance. im sure people like me take foreign affairs into consideration but overrule them for a good laugh. lighten up :P

    Posted by Jeremy | September 14, 2009, 3:50 pm
  7. The term ‘Sleeping policemen’ in England is another name for speed humps. Still amusing though.

    Posted by Jasper | September 14, 2009, 4:58 pm
  8. A lot of good jokes only work thanks to ignorance, so it isn’t necessarily a bad thing…

    … but half of these signs aren’t even remotely funny, and the other half isn’t great…

    Posted by Frankl | September 14, 2009, 6:36 pm
  9. Thank you for sharing this with us, those pictures are absolutely hilarious. :)

    Posted by Borellus co | September 14, 2009, 6:40 pm
  10. some were funny bt others were pretty lame

    Posted by Sarah | September 14, 2009, 9:45 pm
  11. the best place in town to take a leak, just weird one….

    Posted by Rajj | September 14, 2009, 10:57 pm
  12. I’m with Jeremy. I’m not ignorant. These signs are funny because everyone is different. When tourists come to the States I’m sure they laugh at our signs. Take it easy already!

    Posted by Skip | September 14, 2009, 11:02 pm
  13. Mistranslation of “No Loitering” on one of the signs. “No tirar basura” means “No throwing trash.”

    Posted by Chris | September 14, 2009, 11:50 pm
  14. Haha! I love the one from North Vancouver, and the Rick Santorum one.

    Posted by manda | September 14, 2009, 11:59 pm
  15. Lol…great pics…had a good laugh :)
    Funniest one – Attention Dogs – Grrr,Bark,Woof – Good Dogs lol

    Posted by Arvind Thatikonda | September 15, 2009, 4:00 am
  16. Dear Dave,

    you had to be “that guy” didn’t you?.. Tisk, tisk.

    sincerely,
    not “that guy”

    Posted by murmur | September 15, 2009, 10:39 am
  17. These would be funnier if they weren’t mostly photoshopped.

    Posted by Nick | September 15, 2009, 11:09 am
  18. The Rick Santorum one made my day.

    Posted by Bill Goode | September 15, 2009, 12:44 pm
  19. lol I just have to get the toilet one for my website. Great job!

    Posted by plumber plymouth | September 15, 2009, 2:25 pm
  20. The sleeping policeman-sign was in Gothenburg, Sweden. And the 10 other signs in the background makes it look like some artistic thing.

    Posted by Gbg | September 15, 2009, 3:21 pm
  21. Haha that was a nice page for a good laugh at little to no effort to me, so I’ll be the better of the Daves and say ‘Nice Post’

    Posted by Better Dave | September 16, 2009, 2:20 am
  22. LOL attention dogs ?
    if dogs can read, they’ll freakin’ remove that sign.

    Posted by robb | September 16, 2009, 4:01 am
  23. Beautyful way of approach.
    Especially “attention of dog guardians and dogs”
    “no hooking anytime”

    Posted by Ashok kumar | September 16, 2009, 5:20 am
  24. Fabulous collection of funny signs!

    Posted by premium finance | September 16, 2009, 9:54 pm
  25. But, what is ‘hooking’?

    Posted by Brian Champness | September 17, 2009, 3:40 pm
  26. a good pictures , ja ja ja i liked !!

    dogs : grrrr bark woof good dog.

    Posted by edgar | October 1, 2009, 6:43 pm
  27. awesome man !!

    Posted by arslion | October 2, 2009, 2:41 pm
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    Posted by lolololololollikespenislolololol yo | October 7, 2009, 1:57 pm
  29. the “High pedestrian Area 40 zone” one is probably in kilometers per hour, not miles per hour. 40km/h is about 25mph which is much more reasonable for a high pedestrian zone.

    Posted by Jeremy | October 11, 2009, 2:58 pm
  30. Some are funny and some are not.

    Posted by Vic | October 12, 2009, 4:31 am
  31. Yo Dave…it’s not a “crouching” toilet, it’s a “Squat” toilet. Oh, and Bill…”Squat” toilets are NOT restricted to Thailand. Squat toilets are present all over Asia and Southeast Asia. Leave your so-called “EXPERTISE” to people who actually live here!

    -Jeeem-

    Posted by Jim Anderson | October 19, 2009, 1:30 am
  32. Jesus…where are you people from? Brian, “hooking” is a prostitute scoping for a “John” or a customer! …jeez.

    -Jeeem-

    Posted by Jim Anderson | October 19, 2009, 1:33 am
  33. @Dave

    Knowledge is power but ignorance is bliss

    so

    Come off it and have some fun will ya

    Posted by Jasmine | November 15, 2009, 5:08 am
  34. Dave,
    Ignorance has nothing to do with how funny these are (except perhaps your own). The fact that many of them are in effect double entendres makes them funny!!

    Posted by Glem | November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
  35. @Dave
    we don’t want to see how smart you think you are.
    you might be a nice person in real life, but on the internet, you are a c*nt.

    Posted by alexisnotfunny | December 1, 2009, 9:48 am
  36. i could not imagine peolpe actually need signs to advise them of half the stupid craap there consious should teell them not to do

    Posted by Jack | December 6, 2009, 11:55 pm
  37. Here’s some other great funny signs:

    http://www.whatpoll.com/stupid-warnings

    Enjoy :)

    Posted by Jack Coveney | December 16, 2009, 1:52 pm
  38. funny pics

    Posted by Kate | December 20, 2009, 11:08 am
  39. Signs can be so confusing

    Posted by Itsashirt T shirts | January 13, 2010, 8:33 am
  40. The Rick Santorum sign they put “Neds” instead of “needs.”

    Posted by Spelling Nazi | February 7, 2010, 9:40 pm
  41. sleeping policemen are speed bumps….
    anyway, great post

    Posted by anonymous | March 17, 2010, 4:45 pm

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