So you think you have seen lots of weird foods and products and it’s hard to surprise you?

Maybe, it isn’t that hard after all!

This post lists 10 really weird things some people decided to sell canned for some reason.

Some of them are fake, some are real – but in either case those are odd!

1. Canned Weed:

2. Canned Hot Dogs

Was there any particular reason to product a canned hot dog?

Or wait there’s also a cheeseburger! The whole fast food concept is re-thought now:

3. Canned Brown Bread

4. Canned Baptism

“Wash away your sins!” I don’t need any of this, but I know someone who does…

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5. Canned God

Like the above one but it is actually not funny… Now, stay calm, this is just coffee I guess:

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6. Canned Assholes

Manhattan style…

7. Canned Radiation

Selling an empty can of air and claiming it was full of radiation was a sort of an attempt to remind people of Three Mile Island nuclear accident. The six suggested uses indicated on the label are:

1. Remove label and tell your enemy its laughing gas.
2. Energy free night light (illuminates in darkness).
3. Mix with cold cream for that radiant beauty.
4. Instant male sterilization (sniff twice daily).
5. Use as a room air freshener.
6. Toothpaste recipe: mix 3 to 1 ratio with basking soda, for ever glowing smile.

8. Canned Armadillo

Am I the only one who doesn’t think it looks tasty?

9. Canned Eggs

I really don’t see the point:

10. Canned Horse Milk

We need to think of so many things simultaneously. Why bother trying to remember even more stuff if you can take advantage of those cool gadgets we have collected for you today.

Never ever forget to do anything again!

1. AquaNotes Waterproof Notepad for Shower

Do you get your best ideas in the shower? And then you just can’t enjoy your taking shower any more because all you can think is how NOT to forget what you were just thought of. So here’s an awesome solution for you: a waterproof notepad that allows you to write down all ideas while in the shower.

2. Necktie Instruction

For those who have bad time remembering how to tie a necktie or who just don’t want to store that extra information in their heads, here’s a great way to never lose that reference: keep it on the… tie:

3. Temporally To-Do Tattoo

Always have your to-do list on your hand – and also wash it out easily:

4. Toasted Notes

This piping hot slice of toast is pretty hard to miss on your desktop, so you’ll always be able to put your fingers on a buttery little self-stick note when you need one.

5. The USB Flash Drive with Post-It Dispenser

Here’s a convenient mixture of office supplies.  You have both your tiny post-it notes and your USB drive all in one.

6. Talk To The Hand Sticky Notes

Be sure that your messages will surely get noticed when put on the hand-like-looking sticky note:

7. Post-A-Note pen

The clever Post-A-Note pen comes with a built-in cartridge filled with small yellow Post-it inspired notes, so you’ll never have to worry about being without paper again (via Geek Alerts).

8. Remind Wristwatch

The “Remind” synchronizes with personal computers through a USB slot and uploads calendar and to do list information.

9. Scratch-n-Scroll Mousepad

This mousepad has a writing (scratching, to be more precise) surface. So when you work by your computer and can’t find a pen to jot down a phone number or reminder, simply drop notes on the mousepad using your finger or the built-in plastic stylus.

10. Electric Notepad

This lighted reusable notepad stands out day or night with a bright fluorescent glow. Just use the water-based fluorescent marker to write on the 5″x4″ acrylic “slate.”

They say that “a good name is to be more desired than great wealth” and many people believe that a name determines your character and success in life.

In business a good name is crucial: this is what people will remember and this is what make them go to the place again.

However, some business owners choose so strange names that you can’t but wonder “What were they thinking?”

Baby Dump

What? Dumping babies? Is that some wicked new service or something?

MacStore what?

It probably is meant to be “The MAC Store” but reads nothing else but “WTF MAC Store”…

Stolen

Well, at least they are honest:

Hand Job…

I think it is pretty clear what they were thinking about:

Sissy Boy

An embarrassing place to shop?

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Diarrhea

Anyone has any idea what the name (and the image) are meant to represent?

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Fartown

To make things worse, that’s a DIY fartown…

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Arse

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LadBROKES

It’s a betting shop actually, how ironic: you’d definitively won’t bet in there unless you won’t to become one of those “brokes”

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Happy Crack

Oh what a combination: it’s happy and it’s crack!

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We love good old humor, we love getting a hold of extra-ordinary things and we love collecting themes staff.

But sometimes things are too extra-ordinary, the “theme” is too gross and the humor is too gross?

Or is ut just me?

1. Utera Maxima Toy

The huge stuffed toy or a pillow is done in the form of female uterus. It can be “unstuffed” if you want to save on delivery:

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2. Plush Uterus

Very similar to the above, this one very much a plush toy. In fact, I am sure many kids love it: it’s pink and soft and they don’t need to know what it was inspired by (they won’t get it anyway)

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3. Breast Pillow

Two identical pillows in the form of woman’s breast “with rose pink areolas”. These pillows are very large – 14″ high and across. They are made of cozy, 100% cotton flannel.

4. Vagina Pillow

This 16″x15″ pillow is “soft, warm, and fuzzy” just like the part of the body used for inspiration.

5. Utera T-Shirt

This T-shirt says, “The Internet. The Series of Tubes” but seriously, who would wear that?

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6. Boobie Scarf

Now this one looks almost cute but where is this fashion bringing us?

7. Handcrafted Uterus Earrings

Are you ever in the mood to wear your uterus boldly on your ears? Then grab those earrings:

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8. Uterus Cake

On what occasion would one want such a cake on his table?

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9. Porcelain Uterus Vase

A limited edition vase styled like uterus might look stylish with orchids in it:

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10. Uterus Cup Pouch

This couls be a cool pouch for the phone if that were not uterus:

We spend plenty of time online chatting with our virtual friends on Myspace or Facebook, tweeting, digging, etc.

In fact, we spend so much time online that it is sometimes hard to believe there’s an “actual” word where these networks do not exist.

However the virtual reality is growing fast and we have less time for the “offline” life – this is even reflected in the clothes we wear.

Today’s t-shirt collection is dedicated to all social media and web 2.0 users who already can’t live without social networking:

1. “I Submitted to Digg but All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt”

2. “I’ll Google Your Yahoo”

3. “You Look Better on MySpace”

4. “You Are So off My Buddy List”

5. Anonymous Twitter T-Shirt

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6. “I am Huge on Twitter”

7. “Tom is not My Friend”

Who doesn’t know Tom of MySpace (who has recently joined Facebook by the way):

8. “I Have More Friends Than You (on Myspace)”

9. The Original Search Engine

10. “I Am Your Web Mistress – You Must Submit”

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Same idea for men:

Smart shopping means buying only what you really need, finding the lowest price possible and never paying more than the thing is worth.

Buying certain stuff used is a smart idea: for example, many people choose to buy or borrow kids’ stuff from their friends and relatives (because children grow fast and they don’t want to spend much money on the things they will need no longer than 6 months or so).

But saving does have its limits as well. Here are 5 things you better not buy used:

1. Used Shoes

People may want to buy used shows for various reason: they may want save on footwear they don’t need often or even happen to need it only once (like wedding shoes for example) or they may just love vintage style overall.

Here are some reasons why you should avoid buying used shoes:

1. Think about many bacteria and fungal infections that might be found there;
2. Shoes tend to mold to feet of people who wear them for some time; shoes worn by someone else have been adjusted to their feet and will unlikely to mold to your feet.

2. Used Mattress

The problem with a used mattress is that you don’t know who used it before and you are never sure you cleaned it well: a mattress has many layers and it can be stuffed with extra material – so you never know how deep someone else’s bacteria got.

Of course, people may say that you still sleep on used mattresses in the hotels or whenever you spend a night out of your home, but do you feel safe there? Do you want to feel the same way when sleeping at your own home?

Cleaning a used mattress may take you some serious effort: the best way to ensure the mattress is clean of any germs and insects is to hire a professional which is expensive and results in you saving nothing.

Besides, mattresses aren’t meant to last forever. The best ones are normally intended to be used no more than 10 years – so by buying an already used one you have a good chance to get yours expire in a couple of years.

3. Used Underwear

Maybe you like expensive designer underwear that you can’t afford but that reason is not enough to justify wearing another person’s underwear no matter how hard you tried to clean it.

Underwear is meant to be something intimate and personal, you don’t want to imagine who wore it before you, do you?

4. Used Cosmetics

It is funny to think anyone ever wants to sell used cosmetics but yes, they do. Even eBay, the huge stock of various (sometimes really weird) staff, prohibits selling used cosmetics:

Used cosmetics present some serious health and safety concerns because the products and applicators used to apply them often come into direct contact with the body.

5. Used Tissue

OK, this is rather a joke. Hopefully, you never got an idea to buy a used tissue or toilet paper but it looks like some people do:

Sometimes it seems to me shopkeepers don’t really want to sell anything – and sometimes they don’t even want you to come in. Here’s a funny and entertaining collection of not really polite shop signs and notes:

The owners of this store seems really picky about who is buying from them:

“If you are:

• Racist;
• Sexist;
• Homophobic;
• or an asshole

Do not come in” (source)!

And this owner seems really sick and tired of stories: “Do not bore the shopkeeper to death with stories of your collection” (source)

No “wheely shoes”??? (source)

This one is really friendly: no babies allowed (source):

A similar one: no children? No pushchairs? Are these guys ever sued? (source)

Very clear shopping hours: is it open right now? (sources: 1 and 2)

I do love irony in general, but people please mind your language (source):

This one probably belongs to a restaurant rather than a shop but I couldn’t help including it here for the beautiful shopping-deals concept: no fewer than 7 dishes, if you take 7-10 dishes you will obviously be allowed to spend 20 minutes there (source):

This shopkeeper probably couldn’t wait to close the shop (source):

Brilliant: “If we are closed, just shove your money under the door” (source)

Which one is the most polite?

Post image by nunui