10 Creepy School Supplies You Don’t Want Your Kids to Have (“Back to School” Edition)

No matter how much we want to protect them, our kids are surrounded by violence and cruelty these days. This post showcases some bizarre and creepy school supplies you don’t want your kids to have.

So unlike most of our collections, this “Back to School” edition is about what NOT to buy! Stay away from these!

1. Doll Eye’s Pencil Sharpener

First, it is just cruel and secondly it might scare your kid away from using a pencil:

2. Animated Girl / Boy Pen Holder

It may seem funny but if I were a teacher I would surely ban those (see this video as well to watch that bizarre thing in action!):

3. A Cigarette Pen

I am sure with the pen like this, hiding a real cigarette is even easier. Besides, it actually promotes smoking. doesn’t it?

4. “Sexy” Girl Pencil Sharpener

Ok, there’s nothing really sexy about it; instead it is just stupid and embarrassing:

5. Butt Staion as Desk Organizer

A man sitting on the toilet serves as the classroom supplies organizer: it may be funny but it’s definitely adult humor:

6. Dead Fred Pen Holder

Doesn’t it sound too violent: Each time you place your pen in the holder, you stab the man through the heart.

7. Murder Ink Sticky Notepad & Penholder

Murdering again? Don’t get me started!

8. Doll’s Head Pen Holder

Like the very first gadget we mentined, this one is just too cruel and creepy:

9. @ss Pen Holder

Now, this is just too embarrassing!

10. Vomit Station Notepad & Penholder

I guess this one is from the same manufacture as #5 – not cool as well:

Kate

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  • not one of those products is meant for children.. and most of them you would only find in an adult novelty shop.. fabricate outrage much?

  • Whoa, you're right!

    And while you're at it, here are a few beverages some awful people are making that you should not send to school with your children:
    1.Vodka: Made from potatoes. Are we supposed to think that makes it good for kids?
    2.Rum: Made from sugar cane! How are our impressionable children to resist?
    3. Beer: Some of them have cartoon characters on the label, the fiends!

  • Hilarious stuff - someone should make a collectors item kit of the stuff, package it all and sell it as an archive boxed set.

  • Those are funny as hell!

    If you're so offended why write an article about them? Oh right... attention. Got it. :)