10 Not-So-Polite, Yet Funny Shop Signs and Notes

Sometimes it seems to me shopkeepers don’t really want to sell anything – and sometimes they don’t even want you to come in. Here’s a funny and entertaining collection of not really polite shop signs and notes:

The owners of this store seems really picky about who is buying from them:

“If you are:

  • Racist;
  • Sexist;
  • Homophobic;
  • or an asshole

Do not come in” (source)!

And this owner seems really sick and tired of stories: “Do not bore the shopkeeper to death with stories of your collection” (source)

No “wheely shoes”??? (source)

This one is really friendly: no babies allowed (source):

A similar one: no children? No pushchairs? Are these guys ever sued? (source)

Very clear shopping hours: is it open right now? (sources: 1 and 2)

I do love irony in general, but people please mind your language (source):

This one probably belongs to a restaurant rather than a shop but I couldn’t help including it here for the beautiful shopping-deals concept: no fewer than 7 dishes, if you take 7-10 dishes you will obviously be allowed to spend 20 minutes there (source):

This shopkeeper probably couldn’t wait to close the shop (source):

Brilliant: “If we are closed, just shove your money under the door” (source)

Which one is the most polite? 😉

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  • wheelie shoes are those shoes that are popular in North America right now - running shoes that have retractable wheels in the soles.

    • I cant imagine that a bar would have to post on the front door no kids allowed. Pretty sure the sign would read nobody under 21 allowed in.

    • Also, no store can get sued for not allowing in children or anyone for that matter. They have the right to refuse service to anyone.