Politicians do some downright stupid things. Sure, we all do. But these are the people who draft our laws — the ones who decide how the rest of us should live and behave. Maybe you consider wars you disagree with to be “stupid” decisions. Perhaps it’s the latest report of infidelity from politicians that’s getting under your skin. But today let’s have some fun and look at the lighter side of government gaffs by exploring some incredibly stupid laws that may still be on the books.
Please note that I am not saying all of these dumb laws are still in effect (or even were). But they’re examples reported for various states in the U.S. and some international laws as well. Maybe they’ll make more sense to you than to me. Or perhaps you’ll also find them good for a laugh.
1. In Pennsylvania it’s illegal to have more than 16 women live in the same house — doing so makes it a brothel.
I wanted to kick things off with an example of a dumb law from my own home state. I’m not sure if the specifics reported are right, or if it’s still the case (as opposed to an old law). But I do remember the topic coming up periodically when I was in college. It was a concern for sororities where groups of “sisters” would share a sorority house.
[source]2. In Sweden it’s claimed that it’s illegal to paint a house without a painting license from the government.
Well, if that’s the case I’m glad I don’t live in Sweden. I just painted my place this spring, and am planning to do some more paint touch-ups soon. While this sounds like a pretty stupid law, I could maybe understand it if it’s outdated and became law out of concerns over lead-based paint or something.
[source]3. It’s reported that in San Antonio, Texas it’s illegal to use your eyes or hands while flirting.
Why not just ban flirting altogether? Outdated, still on the books — I don’t know. But this is one where I can’t even begin to understand the logic if it’s true… not even in a historical context. You?
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4. Don’t send the kiddies trick-or-treating on Halloween in Virginia.
It’s reported that doing so is illegal. Again, I’m not sure if this is legit or current. But the idea doesn’t really surprise me. I know where I live Halloween trick-or-treating is very different than it was when I was a kid. They’ve put strict limits on the time kids can go out, and I seem to remember them deciding trick-or-treating should be a different day at some point — maybe if Halloween was on a school night. So no, if this is true, it wouldn’t really surprise me. Just for curiosity’s sake, have you seen changes in trick-or-treating since you were a kid too? Or do I just live in a dud of a town?
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5. In Singapore, oral sex is illegal (unless it leads to the real deal).
Let’s be honest here. Sex laws can sometimes be the funniest. It’s usually a case of them being outdated, based in times when public opinion was quite different. And when it comes to international sex laws, I’m pretty “forgiving,” because I certainly don’t understand every culture out there. What sounds crazy to me might be perfectly normal there. But this one? I really hope it’s just a joke or at least off the books now. Oral sex is illegal, unless you use it as foreplay. Why do I suspect only a man could come up with that idea?
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6. While we’re talking about Singapore, tourists take note: it’s also illegal to pee in an elevator.
Because apparently we need a reminder….
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7. Way to go Fairbanks, Alaska! (They cleaned up filthy moose sex on city streets!)
This is one of those reported laws that’s so incredibly stupid I can’t help but hope it’s true (because that makes it all the funnier). As if animals give a moose’s behind what our laws say. If it works, maybe my local officials can write a law that would stop those damned birds from crapping on my car.
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8. In Canada, it’s reported that it’s illegal for clear and non-dark sodas to be caffeinated.
Ironically, just this morning I was talking to someone about caffeinated beverages (yes, my life is so relevant to my work!). I never actually knew that Mountain Dew had caffeine (haven’t had it in years either). It was pointed out to me that it’s indeed one of the most caffeinated sodas here in the U.S. So when I saw this stupid law I immediately thought of Mountain Dew. And I just had to look it up — is Canadian Mountain Dew different from “real” Mountain Dew? And it seems that it is (or at least was)! I don’t understand why the law was created in the first place, but I found it to be one of the most interesting. Yes. I find soft drinks fascinating. Shut up.
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9. In Washington State, it’s illegal to use x-ray machines to find the perfect shoe fit.
The hilarity of this dumb law is in its specificity. Sometimes when you read about stupid laws, they’re actually just taking general laws and twisting them to sound silly (like a ban on large animals such as big dogs on a beach being twisted to say you can’t take a polar bear to the beach). But this one isn’t one of those. The law specifically mentions shoe fittings, and you can see the actual text of the law in the source for this one. I could completely understand a law banning any non-medical use of x-ray equipment because of the radiation involved. But to specifically call out shoe fittings? What were they thinking? I just can’t imagine so many people in Washington State trying to do this that they felt it necessary to make it illegal.
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10. In New Jersey, it’s illegal for a murderer to wear a bullet-proof vest while committing that crime.
Well, I guess if you can’t get him on the other charges….
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Remember to take these dumb laws with a grain of salt. They’re meant for amusement more than anything. Do you know more about any of these reported stupid laws? Do you have a favorite silly law that’s still on the books where you live? Leave a comment and tell us about it!
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In Texas the“selling, giving, lending, distributing, or advertising” of sex toys was illegal until February 12, 2008 and if you were found more than six it was a felony.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Texas_obscenity_statute
I lived in Washington state when I was around 5, back in 1950. When we went to the shoe store there was this machine that I loved - you stepped up and slid your feet under the lip and then you could look down at the screen and see your feet outlined in the shoes. I believe it was a flouroscope. Even when I wasn't the one getting new shoes I would go take a look anyway. I suspect that they eventually figured out that this wasn't good for growing bones, though I think we moved away before they were taken out of the stores. Am not sure how a flouroscope compares to an x-ray, but I bet that's where that law came from.
The reason that fluoroscopy machines for shoe fitting were banned was because the design of the devices incorporated only a minor amount of shielding, so that both the person being fitted and the operator would get whole-body X-ray doses -- 7 to 14 R to the feet for a 20-second exposure, and 30 to 175 mrem at the pelvis for the same exposure; radiation exposure five feet away from these machines averaged more than 100mrem per hour.
here is a explanation of the flourascope. and how they are related to the x-ray machines:
Fluoroscopy is an imaging technique commonly used by physicians to obtain real-time moving images of the internal structures of a patient through the use of a fluoroscope. In its simplest form, a fluoroscope consists of an X-ray source and fluorescent screen between which a patient is placed. However, modern fluoroscopes couple the screen to an X-ray image intensifier and CCD video camera allowing the images to be recorded and played on a monitor
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from the Medical Dictionary: fluo·ros·co·py - Examination by means of a fluoroscope. Also called radioscopy
it was a way of protecting us. since it was found to be dangerous for all who either used it. or worked the machines.
I live in stratford ontario, and the law about non dark pops not being caffeinated is definitely wrong. Normal mountain dew is caffeine free, but we have "dew fuel" which has caffeine. We also have 7up, cream sodas, orange pops and more, all with caffeine. Who ever made this up has definitely never be to Canada lol
In fact now that i read that website 12 of the 19 "Canadian laws" aren't even close to true, and the "no working on your car on the street" is only partially true. canadians dont need to have rails for horses, nor are we given any when released from prison. We can play craps all we want, paint logs whatever colour we want, and unless there's a sign saying you can't, right turns at a red light are almost always legal. That websites a really bad source.
Re: #9, actually, it was. Fluoroscopes were in common use as a sales gimmick in the early days of x-rays.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shoe-fitting_fluoroscope
Some of the stronger ones were enough to cause nausia
The Washington State law regarding the use of X-Ray shoe sizing likely had to do with the proliferation of the Shoe-Fitting Fluoroscope Machine (1930-1940). This machine was widely used in shoe stores before the negative effects of radiation where known. Washington State was likely one of the first to outlaw the use of that machine. Makes sense. Read more here: http://www.orau.org/ptp/collection/shoefittingfluor/shoe.htm
The UK statute books used to be full of strange laws, but they had a clean-up some years back, and removed most of them.
Like: If you caught a Welshman within the walls of Chester during the hours of darkness, it was perfectly legal to shoot him with a bow and arrow.
And: It used to be illegal not to go to church on Sunday, unless you were practising archery on the village green.
Mind you, a lot of our current health and safety regulations in the UK are still ridiculous
Yeah, as becky notes, the shoe-fitting x-ray machines were where that law originated from.
(I can't think of shoe fitting without thinking of that one Simpson's episode:
Marge: They need a good, stiff, all-purpose dress shoe. Something for church, but also for doctors appointments, dental checkups, piano recitals, building dedications, visiting elderly relatives, haircuts, and shoe shopping!
Gil: Well, we have a brown shoe.
Marge: You hear that kids, brown!)