Home and Family
48. “A man who doesn't spend time with his family cannot be a real man.”
The God Father - Don Vito Corleone (Marlon Brando)
49. “The only thing permanent in life is family.”
Eat Pray Love – Landlady (Lucia Guzzardi)
50. “You’ll see when you move out. It just sort of happens one day and it’s just gone. And you can never get it back. It’s like you get homesick for a place that doesn’t exist. Maybe that’s all family really is, a group of people who miss the same imaginary place.”
Garden State – Andrew Largeman (Zach Braff)
51. “The best thing parents can do for their kids is just love each other.”
My Life - Anya Stasiuk (Romy Rosemont)
52. “In families there are no crimes beyond forgiveness.”
The Prince of Tides – Tom Wingo (Nick Nolte)
53. “It’s a funny thing coming home. Nothing changes. Everything looks the same, feels the same, even smells the same. You realize what’s changed is you.”
The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – Benjamin Button (Brad Pitt)
54. “I never realize how much I like being home unless I’ve been somewhere really different for awhile.”
Juno – Juno (Ellen Page)
55. “Why do we always expect home to stay the same. Nothing else does.”
Hearts in Atlantis – Bobby Garfield (Anton Yelchin)
56. "I just love a house with pictures. It do make a home."
Driving Miss Daisy – Hoke Colburn (Morgan Freeman)
57. “A child has to belong to somewhere.”
Hugo – Station Inspector (Sacha Baron Cohen)
Friendship
58. "Remember George, no man is a failure who has friends."
It’s A Wonderful Life – Clarence (in book inscription)
59. "I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve."
Stand By Me – The Writer (Richard Dreyfus)
60. “Oh, you're the best friends anybody ever had. And it's funny, but I feel as if I'd known you all the time, but I couldn't have, could I?”
The Wizard of Oz – Dorothy (Judy Garland)
61. "It’s an insane world but in it there is one sanity, the loyalty of old friends."
Ben-Hur – Messala (Stephen Boyd)
62. “Good friends are one of life's blessings. Don't give them up without a fight.”
Harriet the Spy – Ole Golly (Rosie O'Donnell)
63. “You’ve not been very lucky with your relatives, have you? All the more reason to be choosy with your friends.”
Kidnapped – Alan Breck (Michael Caine)
64. "Friendship is much more lasting than love.”
Mildred Pierce – Mildred Pierce (Joan Crawford)
65. “Only a true friend would be that truly honest.”
Shrek - Donkey (Eddie Murphy)
66. “It takes a great deal of courage to stand up to your enemies, but a great deal more to stand up to your friends.”
Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone - Albus Dumbledore (Richard Harris)
67. “I have a dream too, but it’s about singing and dancing and making people happy. It’s the kind of dream that gets better the more people you share it with. And I found a whole group of friends who have the same dream, and that makes us sort of like a family.”
The Muppet Movie - Kermit the Frog (Jim Henson)
68. “Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful friendship.”
Casablanca - Rick Blaine (Humphrey Bogart)
Sports
69. “It's supposed to be hard. If it wasn't hard everyone would do it. The hard is what makes it great.”
A League of Their Own - Jimmy Dugan (Tom Hanks)
70. "I believe God made me for a purpose, but he also made me fast. And when I run, I feel His pleasure."
Chariots of Fire – Eric Liddell (Ian Charleson)
71. “Fear is not what's important, it's how you deal with it. It would be like asking a marathon runner if they feel pain. It's not a matter of whether you feel it, it's how you manage it.”
War Photographer – James Nachtwey (himself)
72. “A gold medal is a wonderful thing. But if you're not enough without one, you'll never be enough with one.”
Cool Runnings - Irwin Blitzer (John Candy)
73. "Being perfect is not about that scoreboard out there. It's not about winning. It's about you and your relationship with yourself, your family and your friends. Being perfect is about being able to look your friends in the eye and know that you didnt let them down because you told them the truth. And that truth is you did everything you could. There wasnt one more thing you could've done. Can you live in that moment as best you can, with clear eyes, and love in your heart, with joy in your heart? If you can do that gentleman, you're perfect."
Friday Night Lights – Coach Gaines (Billy Bob Thorton)
74. "I don't care what the scoreboard says at the end of the game, in my book we're gonna be winners."
Hoosiers – Coach Dale (Gene Hackman)
75. "I love baseball. You know it doesn't have to mean anything, it's just beautiful to watch."
Zelig – Leonard Zelig (Woody Allen)
76. “Football is about controlling that anger, harnessing that aggression into a team effort to achieve perfection!”
Remember the Titans – Coach Boone (Denzel Washington)
77. “And I say to you gentlemen that this college is a failure. The trouble is we're neglecting football for
education.”
Horse Feathers – Professor Wagstaff (Groucho Marx)
78. “Oh, it's a fine game, football - noble game. Originated in England in 1823…It moved to America where someone took advantage of a loophole in the rules, and invented a little formation called the Flying Wedge. So many young men were maimed and killed by this clever maneuver that President Roosevelt - Theodore Roosevelt - had to call the colleges together and ask them to make the game less brutal. He was, of course, defeated in the next election.”
Trouble Along the Way – Steve Williams (John Wayne)
79. “There's a force in the universe that makes things happen. And all you have to do is get in touch with it, stop thinking, let things happen, and be the ball, be the ball.”
Caddyshack – Ty Webb (Chevy Chase)
Men
80. “All a man needs in this life is someone to love. If you can’t give him that, give him something to hope for. If you can’t give him that, give him something to do.”
Flight of the Phoenix – Liddle (Scott Michael Campbell)
81. “Though we adore men individually, we agree that as a group they’re rather stupid.”
Mary Poppins – Mrs. Banks (Glynis Johns)
82. “Truly, for some men, nothing is written unless they write it.”
Lawrence of Arabia – Sherif Ali (Omar Sharif)
83. “A guy can change anything - his face, his home, his family, his girlfriend, his religion, his God. But there's one thing he can't change, he can't change his passion.”
The Secret in Their Eyes – Pablo Sandoval (Guillermo Francella)
84. “Everything I ever learnt as a small boy came from my father, and I never found anything he ever told me to be wrong or worthless. The simple lessons he taught me are as sharp and clear in my mind as if I had heard them only yesterday.”
How Green Was My Valley – Huw Morgan (Irving Pichel)
Women
85. "Every woman is a mystery to be solved."
Don Juan DeMarco - Don Juan DeMarco (Johnny Depp)
86. "The man is the head but the woman is the neck. She can turn the head any way she wants."
My Big Fat Greek Wedding - Maria Portokalos (Lainie Kazan)
87. "All women are wonders because they reduce all men to the obvious."
Out of the Past - Leonard Eels (Ken Niles)
88. “Beautiful women are invisible…we never actually see the person. We see the beautiful shell. We are blocked by the beauty barrier….We are so dazzled by the outside that we never make it inside.”
Elegy – George O’Hearn (Dennis Hopper)
89. "The key to a woman's heart is an unexpected gift at an unexpected time."
Finding Forrester - William Forrester (Sean Connery)
Humorous Movie Quotes
90. “I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time."
Monty Python and the Holy Grail – French Soldier (John Cleese)
91. “There's only two things I hate in this world. People who are intolerant of other people's cultures and the Dutch.”
Austin Powers in Goldmember – Nigel Powers (Michael Caine)
92. “You look so good with blond hair and black roots, it’s like not even funny.”
Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion – Michele (Lisa Kudrow)
93. “All I've ever wanted was an honest week's pay for an honest day's work.”
Sgt. Bilko – Sergeant Ernest Bilko (Steve Martin)
94. “If I dressed like that, I'd have to kick my own ass.”
Happy Gilmore – Happy Gilmore (Adam Sandler)
95. “When women go wrong, men go right after them.”
She Done Him Wrong – Lady Lou (Mae West)
96. “I think most Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.”
So I Married an Axe Murderer – Charlie Mackenzie (Mike Myers)
97. “I was married. My husband cheated on me left and right. One day he tells me it's my fault he saw other women. So I picked up a knife, and told him it was his fault I was stabbing him.”
Living Out Loud – Liz Bailey (Queen Latifah)?
98. “There's no reason to become alarmed, and we hope you'll enjoy the rest of your flight. By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?”
Airplane – Elaine Dickinson (Julie Hagerty)
99. “Which reminds me of the time an Englishman, Irishman, Scotsman, a Vicar, a Rabbi and a Priest all go into a bar and the barman looks up and says 'Is this a joke?'”
Keeping Mum – Rev. Walter Goodfellow (Rowan Atkinson)
100. “If I'm not back in five minutes, just wait longer.”
Ace Ventura: Pet Detective – Ace Ventura (Jim Carrey)
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