Will Work For Beer!

“Will work for food.” You’ve probably seen at least one person holding a sign like this during your lifetime. When people are down on their luck, they’ll beg for the opportunity to earn the essentials. But the “essentials” apparently don’t stop at food! Check out these photos and see what other “necessities” inspire people’s work ethic.

Need money for beer, drugs, hooker (hey at least I’m not bullshitting you)

Why lie, I need a beer!

I will work 4 marijuana. No free photos

Will dance for food

Will work for marijane

Will work for Internet access

Will work for followers! @philoking

My father was killed by ninjas. Need money for karate lessons.

Will work for pro account (on Flickr)

Will dictate for beer

Will work 4 gas

Will work for Christ

Brad & Angelina are having a baby and I need money for a gift

Will work for sex (or beer)


Will work for animal rights activists

Will work for gold

Will work for milk and cookies

Will work for 80k per yr, 401K, 3wks vac, medical

Will eat for food

Please help! Will code for food! Even VB! God Bless!

Will litigate for food!

Will polo for food

Will film for fud

Will code java for food (even with Eclipse)


Will predict stocks for food

Will not kill you for food

Will work for peace

Will work for gay marriage

Out of work prostitute will work for food

Will post “lust” pic for $ (or a flickr PRO extension)

I will work for sex, marijuana, or women who have pretty feet.

Will cook for sex

Need money to get drunk so that 2 women can take me home and molest me!

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3 comments
  • This article was very amusing and I appreciate your effort in compiling the pictures. But, I find one picture very offensive. The picture of the man with the sign “Will blow myself up for food” is offensive not only for Muslims, but also for any family members of someone who has died in a terrorist attack. I hope that you will choose respect over entertainment and remove the picture. Thank you.